Funny Poems

Assalamualaikum.......

It's a quite funny poems found at my collogue pc's..........sorry in english but what a hack.....we need a break man......doesn't it.......

hope u all enjoy & no intend to offended anybody

Twinkle Twinkle little star

You should know what you are

And once you know what you are

Mental hospital is not so far.

The rain makes all things beautiful.

The grass and flowers too.

If rain makes all things beautiful

Why doesn't it rain on you?



I wrote your name on sand it got washed.

I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.

then ~ I wrote your name on my heart And....

I got a heart attack straight away...



God saw me hungry, HE created pizza.

HE saw me thirsty, HE created Pepsi

HE saw me in dark, HE created light

HE saw me without problems, HE created YOU.